this changes everything oh my god
do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY?
I drive for 45 minutes and im like
a city over
I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”
Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast.
If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.
If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.
If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.
If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds
If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.
I can’t drive.
this post turned out really weird
when you receive a sweet anon out of nowhere and you’re like
Remember when Barbara Gordon clobbered Clark Kent?
Long Live Mighty Girl.
— Adventure Comics #453 (September 1977)
She punched Superman, became a congresswoman and still fought crime as Batgirl WHILE BEING A CONGRESSWOMAN. Bless the Bronze Age.
Superman looks so surprised that he got floored by her.
Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
HOT AS FUCK
honestly wasn’t expecting that post to be repesctful
"Shiver me tampons" needs to make its way into my parlance
The Little Merman and Flora the Flounder
GET OUT! O_O
Don’t shame the girls who sent pictures of themselves half-naked to their significant others as a way to express eroticism which is healthy and natural… give the people hell who think it’s okay to destroy someone’s trust and distribute those images simply for entertainment purposes.
That’s me in math class.